But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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