It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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