I cockslap morals
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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