He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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