How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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