there's paper in my vomit.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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