the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Naked. naked and bneed help.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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