You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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