Her vagina should come with caution tape.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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