So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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