I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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