My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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