He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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