that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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