i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
