doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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