you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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