ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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