I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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