ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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