What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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