I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize