just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
