Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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