This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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