If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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