i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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