So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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