Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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