Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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