How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
That accounts for only three of the penises
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
God, I missed his penis.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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