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(317): View more from Indiana

why did u let me go home with him last night?

(260): View more from Indiana

u were determined it was a good idea

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(312): View more from Illinois

She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her

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(302): View more from Delaware

I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.

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(620): View more from Kansas

new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either

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(619): View more from California

Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem

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(319): View more from Iowa

ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation

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(440): View more from Ohio

I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.

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(315): View more from New York

He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.

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