I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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