Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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