Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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