Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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