so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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