Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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