let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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