Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Your penis caused this!
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I'm always down for nudity.
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