These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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