she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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