The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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