11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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