He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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