"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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