i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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