We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Randomize
