We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Randomize
