What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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