i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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