and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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