my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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