these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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