Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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