Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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