im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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