Buhtt sex?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
He passed out mid-signature
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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