Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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