Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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