Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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