I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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