can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I wish i was in the wii world.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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